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Marco Ibanez

Marco Ibanez Stabs Deaf, Mute People After Mistaking Sign Language for Gang Signs

 Alfred Stewart and his buddies were out celebrating a friend's birthday.  They were at the Ocean's Eleven Lounge in Hallendale, Florida. The problem is the Alfred and his friend are all deaf and mute, so they naturally communicate by sign language.

The bigger problem is that a huge moron, Barbara Lee, was also at the bar. She's 45-years-old and still in a gang, which not only speaks to her vast moronosity, but also indicates her life's aspirations don't exactly involve reaching for the sky.

Anyways, Lee mistook the sign language from Alfred & Co. to mean they were throwing gang signs at her. So Lee decided to throw gang signs back at Alfred's party.

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Alfred Stewart

They motioned for her to leave them alone. Instead, Lee left the bar to get some of her teenage gang-banging friends, who no doubt are all named Skippy.

She later returned to the bar with 19-year-old Marco Ibanez and an unnamed 17-year-old. Ibanez snuck up on Alfred and his friends and began stabbing them.

Not only are these guys idiots, but they apparently suck at stabbing as well. Though it was a surprise attack, and Ibanez managed to stab four people, none of the wounds were considered life-threatening.

A bouncer was also hurt after having a beer bottle smashed on his head.

Lee, Ibanez and the 17-year-old were all arrested, charged with being so feloniously stupid 
that they can't be entrusted with freedom.

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