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Marco Ibanez Stabs Deaf, Mute People After Mistaking Sign Language
for Gang Signs
Alfred Stewart and his buddies were out celebrating a friend's
birthday. They were at the Ocean's Eleven Lounge in Hallendale, Florida. The problem is the Alfred and his friend are
all deaf and mute, so they naturally communicate by sign language.
The bigger problem is that a huge moron, Barbara
Lee, was also at the bar. She's 45-years-old and still in a gang, which not only speaks to her vast moronosity, but also indicates
her life's aspirations don't exactly involve reaching for the sky.
Anyways, Lee mistook the sign language from Alfred & Co. to
mean they were throwing gang signs at her. So Lee decided to throw gang signs back at Alfred's party.

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They motioned for her to leave them alone. Instead, Lee left the bar to get
some of her teenage gang-banging friends, who no doubt are all named Skippy.
She later returned to the bar with
19-year-old Marco Ibanez and an unnamed 17-year-old. Ibanez snuck up on Alfred and his friends and began stabbing them.
Not only are these guys idiots, but they apparently suck at stabbing as well. Though it was a surprise attack, and
Ibanez managed to stab four people, none of the wounds were considered life-threatening.
A bouncer was also hurt
after having a beer bottle smashed on his head.
Lee, Ibanez and the 17-year-old were all arrested, charged with
being so feloniously stupid that they can't be entrusted with freedom.
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