Redneck sure-fire pickup lines 1) Did you  fart?  cuz you just blew me away..   2)  Are yer parents retarded?  cuz ya sure are  special.   3) My Love fer you is like  diarrhea .  I can't hold it in..   4) Do  you have a library card?  cuz I'd like to sign  you out   5) Is there a mirror in yer  pants?  cuz I can see myself in em.   6)  If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,  I'd  store my nuts in yer hole.   7) You might  not be the best lookin girl here,  but  beauty's only a light switch away.   8) I  know I'm not no Fred  Flintstone,  but I bet I can make yer  bed-rock.   9) Yer eyes are as blue as  window cleaner. 10) If yer gunna regret  this in the mornin,  we kin sleep til  afternoon..