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TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX.....

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something
in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can
wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you
look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have
to compliment the person who gives you so me. 6. It's
O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are. 5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the morning after. 1.
You can do the whole neighborhood.
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