THE
LAST 10 THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY
10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired
of just being friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to
douche that way.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, those holes in the
armpits are just too cute.
5. This diamond is way too big.
4. I don't even wanna put my lips on that thing unless I get
to swallow.
3. Wow! It really is 14 inches.
2. Does this make my butt look too small?
1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.
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