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American Noodle Bar: Tasty and Affordable
Source - Lee Klein Miami New Times Dining

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself
transformed in his bed into a gigantic pork belly. He had no one but himself to blame. What did he expect, having inhaled
slabs of the fatty pig meat over the past year as if breathing air? He consumed it at Sakaya Kitchen, Sugarcane Raw Bar and
Grill, gastroPod, Gigi, Pubbelly, the Setai, Sra. Martinez, 660 at the Anglers, 1500 Degrees... and, most recently, at American
Noodle Bar, Michael Bloise's newcomer on Miami's Upper Eastside. The pork belly with spicy watermelon balls, lettuce, and
basil leaves that he devoured there — cooked just right, with caramelized cap, tender meat, and melting ribbon of fat
cut by the salad vinaigrette — was apparently the bacon that broke the camel's back.
Or could it have been the chicharrón-like pork belly croutons,
atop a salad of romaine lettuce, slivered grape tomatoes, and red onion, dressed in devilishly delectable jalapeño
vinaigrette? Either way, a conundrum continues to haunt Gregor: Is it unethical for a pork belly to eat pork belly?
This Kafka-esque nightmare isn't difficult to imagine, although
in all fairness, the chalkboard menu posted above the counter of this petite 20-seater isn't especially belly-centric. Bloise
prefers to use the whole pig. Heck, one customized noodle bowl alone boasted bacon broth, pork shoulder, and pork meatballs.
I could have added Chinese sausage too, but saved that for another bowl. I went whole hog on the daily selections, and a pulled pork sandwich with roadside barbecue flavor had me
squealing with delight — and simultaneously squirming in pain. Steam billowed out of the oblong roll as I bit into it,
resulting in a seared lower lip (I still have the blister, which I feel compelled to explain by pointing and saying: "Not
herpes, pork."). It is a testament to the wonderful flavors of the assemblage that I barely consider the singed lip an
unreasonable price (plus six bucks). My next sampling
was ballotine of pig's head, prepared via a labor-intensive process of poaching, deboning, rolling with basil and spices,
poaching again, slicing, and breading and deep-frying each round. The resultant flavor was fine, but the frying made it too
heavy. Still, you won't find ballotine at P.F. Chang's; it's the sort of challenging dish only a non-complacent chef would
attempt. Bloise, too, has undergone a metamorphosis. He
burst onto the culinary scene as a rising-star chef at Tantra and Gaucho Room, then honed his credentials at Wish from 2003
to 2008. He spent the past two years as a private chef, cocooned from the public eye. American Noodle Bar is Bloise's butterfly
moment: He's been released from corporate caterpillar to the free flight of his own little restaurant. It's a very little restaurant: one communal table with low, individual
bench-stools that prove more comfortable than they look (although not something you'd want to sit upon for more than an hour
or so). A half-dozen counter seats run parallel to the table; an open kitchen stretches along the back wall. A plasma screen
projecting kung fu movies grabs more attention than bonsai plants or bamboo-print wallpaper. Like Red Light a few blocks north,
American Noodle Bar is tucked into a MiMo motel with a rich history of disrepute. To place an order, you approach the counter at a spot under the blackboard and in front of a register.
There, a worker takes your request and money while happily explaining how to personalize a noodle bowl. It's not complex:
You select one of a dozen or so sauces (duck, oxtail or vegetable broth, smoky lobster, basil or Sriracha butter, etc.). Then
you choose one of a similar number of add-ons (shrimp, oxtail, chicken thigh, mixed vegetables, deep-fried egg, and so forth).
The noodles — chewy, lo mein-like strands thicker than traditional ramen — automatically fill a large portion
of each bowl. The basic version costs $7; extra add-ons cost $1 each. Most folks add at least one. I began with a light, sumptuous duck broth matched with morsels of "three-hour duck." The
noodles with an add-on of deep-fried egg were prepared by soft-boiling, chilling, battering, and plunking into the fryer until
golden brown. They were perfectly cooked, the yolk of the egg oozing over the noodles and giving the thin broth a bit more
body. The basic broths — chicken, pork, beef, and
duck — boasted the fullness of homemade, roasted-bone-and-vegetable stocks left to simmer until they become a clean
liquid rendition of the identifying flavor. They worked best as a base for the mild noodles. Basil butter and a mild Sriracha
butter boosted taste in a pleasing way, but sauces spiked with roasted shallot and honey, and brown sugar soy, seemed too
strong. So did bacon sauce and smoked lobster sauce, although both were appealing enough. I paired the former with pork shoulder
(soft shreds) and garlic-potent pork meatballs; lobster sauce also matched well with thin disks of Chinese sausage and thumbnail-sized
shrimp. A disappointingly small number of vegetarian items
were posted on the board, but a meat-free noodle bowl can be assembled via a lovely lemongrass vegetable broth (or straight
lemongrass broth) paired with mixed vegetables (crisp snow peas, shredded carrots, greens) and a supplement of tofu. The last
was marinated in a myriad of spices and was one of the best soy curd treatments I've tasted.
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