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"Yes," says the blonde.
"Are their lights on?"
The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."
An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor's
office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of
sleep."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample
medications. "Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over."
"Great," the blonde answered, "I'll try anything. Let's give it a shot."
A few
weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than before!"
"I don't understand how that could be", said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest
pills on the market!"
"That may be true," answered the blonde wearily, "but I'm still up all
night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it's hard getting him to swallow the pill!"
Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed
to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked,
"Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, "Judging
from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five."
"Oh, you flatterer!"
she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Luke interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
If you look like your photo in your passport - you surely need a vacation.
