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guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. the doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. the woman replied, snorting pepper. A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," He responded. "Oh, killing any?" She asked. "Yep, three males, two females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell? He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone." For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get
the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize
it's not worth buying an entire
What does a man consider a seven course
meal? A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving
down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!!" |
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