A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks
for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks andNeeds to borrow $5,000.
The bank
officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz
SL 500.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The
bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh
at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds
to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000
and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you
out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it
to be there when I return?"
Finally... a smart blonde joke.
Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving.
In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about
spoilage, but it was too late to cook up another batch.
She called the local Poison Control Center and voiced
her concern. They advised Becky to boil the sauce again.
That night, the phone rang during dinner, and one of
the guests volunteered to answer it. Becky's face dropped as the guest called out, "It's the Poison Control Center. They
want to know how the spaghetti sauce turned out."
The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway.
After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found.
Undaunted, she went outside and
in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand.
"How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager
asked.
"We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied.
"You were looking for
a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."
In the middle of an argument a man said to his wife, "I don't
know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time!"
The wife responded calmly, "Allow
me to explain...the good Lord made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; and he made me stupid so I would be attracted
to you!"
