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J Lo judging singing talent is equivalent of Chad Henne evaluating quarterbacks.
I had a big lead in a trivia
competition at a local bar until the last question which I got wrong. The question was, Where do women have the curliest
hair? Fiji was the correct answer...hell, how did I know they wanted the name of a country?
Are people still interested in the Kardashian's? Why?
Japanese scientists have now created a
camera with such a fantastic shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth
closed.
Dancing Wth the Stars fans are upset that
a transgender is on this season. I don't care about that, I just want to know what qualifies Chas Bono as
a "star"?
A young boy stands crying at
the side of the road. A man passing by asks 'What's wrong, son?' The boy says 'My mom died this morning.' 'Oh my,' The man
says. 'Do you want me to call Father O’Riley for you?' The boy replies, 'No thanks mister, sex is the last thing
on my mind at the moment.'
The perfect day Eat like a pig Drink like a fish Fuck like a rabbit & Sleep like a baby
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