8 things you'll never
hear a woman say...
8. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
7. Can we not talk to each
other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
6. Ohh, this diamond is way to big!
5. Can our relationship
get a little more physical? I'm tired of being 'just friends'
4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too
small?
3. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
2.
I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress.
1. Hey, pull my finger!
TRUE MEANING OF MALE
STATEMENTS
Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."
Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True
Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
Statement:
"I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."
Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't
kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."
Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with
me."
Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."
Statement:
"I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"
Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you
might find out."
Statement: "Do you 'really'
love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find
out sooner or later."
Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've
done something really stupid and someone's on
their way to tell you by now."
Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."
Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're
not as attractive as when I was drunk."
Statement:
"I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."
Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"
