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Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why
do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
On
electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "oneslice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are
really gonna try to stuff in that slot?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is
it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those closed
light fixtures?
Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually
just disappear?
Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the
road the stuff is placed?
How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?
If at first you don't succeed,
shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every
four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's
you.
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