Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of
the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either."
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way
that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic: A book which people
praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where
you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.