You know you're a Floridian if...
Your socks are
only for bowling.
You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes.
A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.
Your winter coat is made of denim.
You can tell the difference between fire-ant
bites and mosquito bites.
Anything under 70 degrees is chilly.
You've driven
through Yeehaw Junction.
You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix.
Every other house in your neighborhood had blue
roofs in 2004-2005.
You
know that any hurricane under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for.
You dread love bug season.
You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley or Hurricane Frances. You
know them as Andrew, Charley , Frances , Ivan, Jeanne & Wilma...Irene...Cheryl...Rita… Mary...Alison.
You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave.
You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average.
'Down South' means Key West.
Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for business meetings
and church, but you HAVE worn flip-flops to church before.
You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one
sweatshirt.
You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.
A mountain
is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
You know the four seasons really are: Hurricane season, love bug season,
tourist season and summer.
You've hosted a hurricane party.
You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Withlacoochee , Thonotosassa and Micanopy.
You understand why
it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself.
You were 25 when you first met someone
who couldn't swim.
You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas and New Years.
